MRCFNVRO: Archive

“365 days we spent together. RIP 2010. You were a troubled year w/ good...”

– Dane Cook

Jan 1st

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Korean Bbq

Andrea: What kind of meat should we get?
 *long silence*
Justin: .... The best meeeeaat...

Dec 31st

Dec 28th

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Mid-40s crisis

Mom: Go out, have fun! Why are you home?! You're never home!
Me: I don't like celebrating my birthday.. 
Mom: What are you depressed?! Are you having a mid life crisis?! You're only 20. Age is only a number.
Me: Look who's talking. You're turning 50 next year!
Mom: Oh. Fuck.

Dec 28th

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Birthdays

Not to sound like a kill joy, but I really don’t like celebrating my birthday. Yes, I know todays my birthday and yeah I guess you should celebrate it, but I’d rather not. I don’t like the whole “everything’s about you” aspect. I’d rather not have that kind of spotlight. During birthdays everyone has that kind of expectation, that expectation that...

Dec 27th

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

Dec 23rd

Dec 22nd

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Jamie Cullum - Don’t Stop The Music Do you know...

Dec 22nd

Mid-Wife

Manda: Would you ever work in the delivery room?
Me: Haayyyl no! I don't even think I could stand the sight of the baby crowning! I don't think I can even cut the auxiliary cord....
Manda: You mean umbilical cord?!
 -_____- ahah

Dec 19th

You can't really say 'happiness' without saying...

Hahahah

Dec 19th

andrea-lee: TRACKLISTING 01. Dwele - Spiritual...

Dec 16th

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